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Who is your favorite character?
Jim
Dwight
Pam
Michael
Creed
Kevin
Stanley
Angela
Ryan
Other
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Favorite Office Item
"World's Best Boss" Mug
Dwight's Bobblehead
Music Babies Poster
Pam's Teapot
Office Olympics Medals
The Carpet 'Stuff'
Stanley's Crosswords
Andy's Cell Phone
Jamaican Jan Sun Princess Photo
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Favorite Office Nickname
Big Tuna
Big Haircut
Pammy
Drew
Kev
Temp
Stanley the Manly
Spamster
Jimbo
Fat Halpert
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Favorite Middle Name
Ryan 'Bailey' Howard
Michael 'Gary' Scott
Dwight 'Kurt' Schrute
Dwight 'Fart' Schrute
Dwight 'Danger' Schrute
Angela 'Noelle' Martin
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Favorite Office Couple Besides JAM
Phyllis & Bob
Dwight & Angela
Michael & Jan
Kelly & Ryan
Toby & Pam
Roy & Pam
Michael & Carol
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Best episode of season 4?
Fun Run
DM Infinity
Launch Party
Money
Local Ad
Branch Wars
Survivor Man
The Deposition
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How are you passing the time during the strike?
Watching Office DVDs
Watching more reality TV
Punching holes in walls
Crying
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How excited are you that the strike is officially over?
Excited?
Very excited?
Extremely excited?
Just very? That's cool.
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Funniest part of Dinner Party?
Michael stands up to corporate
Jim's apartment flooded
Angela plays really hard to get
Michael has three vasectomies
Michael's new plasma TV
Dwight brings a person
Jan like's Hunter's CD
Jan is the Devil
Andy thinks about an investment
Michael and Pam dated
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Best part of Chair Model?
Jim needs to tie his shoe
Oscar's an Oscar Mayer Weiner Lover
Michael befriends the landlady
Pam wants Michael's chair
Kevin has a 30 minute walk
Jim bought a ring
Phyllis has a gorgeous friend
Michael calls hot juicy Wendy
Creed has one chair to go
Michael and Dwight sing a duet
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Best part of Night Out?
Michael has gum in his hair
Michael gets a peanut butter shampoo
Oscar communicates with the cleaners
Phyllis betrays JAM
Michael's a fan of The Wire
Pam can't throw a football
Dwight has questions for hobbits
Dwight charms the Amazons
Michael overcomes his loneliness
Toby hits on Pam and bails
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Best part of Did I Stutter?
Michael imprints his face in cement
Michael 'gets no respect'!
Pam's like a sexy librarian
Jim has better zing and pep ideas
Stanley crosses the line
Dwight cons Andy out of an Xterra
Creed likes jazz and topless Pam
Darryl suggests Fluffy Fingers
Michael and Stanley make up
Jim almost proposes again
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Best part of Job Fair?
Andy's got some blisties
Michael takes the mic
Jim's persistence pays off
Creed finished his work months ago
Pam will do you
Michael admires Jim
Michael blames Dateline
Don't call Michael Shirley
Andy takes a shortcut on the course
Darryl questions Michael's education
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Best part of Goodbye Toby?
Jim pranks Dwight's cell phone
Michael clicks with Holly
Mose brings a raccoon
Phyllis is a Party Planning guru
Andy proposes to Angela
Ryan goes to jail
Jim misses his chance
Dwight and Angela get caught
Kevin is special
Michael is kind of a dad
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Most likely to happen in Season 5?
Jim & Pam engagement
Andy & Angela marriage
Dwight & Angela engagement
Jim works in New York
Pam goes to Graphic Design School
Michael stays with Jan
Michael dates Holly
Kevin dates Holly
Jim & Pam break up
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Which would you least like to suffer from?
Spontaneous dental hydroplosion
Government-created killer nanorobot infection
Flesh eating bacteria
Hot dog fingers
Count choculitis
Inverted penis
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Who would you like to live with the least?
Michael
Dwight
Angela
Andy
Creed
Ryan
Meredith
Jan
Roy
Kelly
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Best season finale?
1 - Hot Girl
2 - Casino Night
3 - The Job
4 - Goodbye Toby
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I like to watch The Office...
with lots of friends to laugh with.
with just a friend or two.
all by myself, no distractions!
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Best part of Weight Loss?
Ryan gets embarrassed
Holly discovers the real Kevin
Michael likes Holly's butt
Jim proposes to Pam
Dwight and Angela have a system
Dwight makes Phyllis lose weight
Michael is Michael Clump
Dwight wishes Stanley Happy Birthday
Kelly takes drastic measures
Stanley loses weight
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Who would you do? (female edition)
Jan
Holly
Kelly
Pam
Karen
Angela
Phyllis
Meredith
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Who would you do? (male edition)
Dwight
Michael
Jim
Ryan
Toby
Roy
Oscar
Darryl
Kevin
Andy
Stanley
Creed
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Best part of Business Ethics?
Ryan sleeps with Survivor look-alike
Michael describes a chastity belt
Dwight knows Pam's not a virgin
Jim describes Battlestar Galactica
Michael and Holly get physical
Holly's food is no good
Angela reports Oscar to the INS
Stanley and Phyllis share a moment
Andy drops an ethics bomb
Michael copies a picture frame
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Best part of Baby Shower?
Michael wants a golden shower
Jan is in the terminal stages of pregnancy
Holly smells like tomatoes and dirt
Dwight tests the stroller's durability
Dwight gives birth
Stanley's nipples get sore
Creed remembers the tide at Omaha Beach
Astird is a baby poster
Jan sings Son of a Preacher Man
Michael hugs it out with Holly
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Best part of Crime Aid?
Michael misses Pam
Dwight makes knives with knives
Kevin will do your taxes
Jim makes a U-turn
Kevin is now prone to surges
A lot about Michael is too good to be true
Phyllis gets off on the wrong floor
The gavel squeaks when it bangs, TWSS
Farm Aid: Farms fighting against aids
A Phyllis hug goes for a thousand
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Best Halloween Costume?
Jim is Dave
Creed is the Joker
Kevin is the Joker
Dwight is the Joker
Kelly is Carrie Bradshaw
Ryan is Gordon Gekko
Andy is a kitten
Andy is a farmboy
Dwight is a Cornell fan
Phyllis is Raggedy Ann
Oscar is Uncle Sam
Pam is Charlie Chaplin
Stanley is the creature from the Black Lagoon
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Best part of Customer Survey?
Jim is Bill Buttlicker
Angela picks Schrute Farms
Michael calls his mom
Dwight thinks Jim is a loser
Pam might stay in New York
Jim and Pam share tiny bluetooths
Dwight is right
Kelly is crying
Michael makes a million dollar sale
Pam gets a That's What She Said
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Best part of Business Trip?
Andy drunk-dials Angela
Oscar and Andy bond
Michael tells off David
Pam returns home
Michael befriends the concierge
Michael covers Meredith's face
Creed rubs Jim's back
Ryan "wins" Kelly back
Darryl is free
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Best part of Frame Toby?
Michael pretends to like Toby
Michael finds out Toby is back
Michael buys $500 basil
Jim buys Pam a house
Creed wants to hang out with Jim
Pam stands up to Ryan
Pam puts a note on the microwave
Dwight calls as Andy
Michael wants Toby to hit him
Dwight describes his perfect crime
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Best part of The Surplus?
Oscar explains a surplus to Michael
Michael has the best lunch ever
Jim and Pam are on different teams
Andy steps in manure
Dwight marries Angela
Michael explains a surplus to Hank
Andy steps in manure again
Jim has Pam make copies
Pam flirts with Michael
Michael buys a fur coat
Michael sits in Pam's chair
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Best part of Moroccan Christmas?
Dwight has a desk made of paper
Dwight buys up Princess Unicorn
Michael sings "My horn can pierce the sky"
Andy sings about nudity and France
Michael invents the Orangevodjuiceka
Meredith is on fire
Michael explains an intervention
Phyllis blackmails Angela
Andy is Puke, Ace, and Buzz
Dwight believes in a 5 finger intervention
Dwight explains how to kill a zombie
Jim has a request for Andy
Michael commits Meredith
Toby gets the last doll
Phyllis ousts Angela and Dwight
Pam knew it
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Best part of The Duel?
Michael runs 31 mph
Jim collects Dwight's weapons
Micheal explains the secret to success
Andy pins Dwight with his Prius
Meredith calls dibs on the loser
Creed accepts Andy's thanks
Michael doesn't know when to leave
Kevin succeeds at dissing Angela
Dwight and Andy high five
Michael breaks the news to Andy
Dwight throws his Bobble Head away
Jim describes Dwight's future kids
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Is Hilary Swank hot?
Yes
No
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Favorite part of Stress Relief?
Dwight simulates a fire emergency
Angela throws a cat through the ceiling
Michael waves at the spaceman
Kevin breaks into the vending machine
Stanley beeps when Michael nears
Meredith needs to close her legs
Jim and Pam are movie geniuses
Pam thinks Michael's thing is so small
Jack Black loves Cloris Leachman
Michael roasts everyone. Boom. Roasted.
Dwight wears the dummy's face
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Best part of Lecture Circuit Part 1?
Michael reacts to Karen's pregnancy
Michael discovers the PA system
Michael uses nickname mnemonics
Dwight decorates for Kelly's party
Dwight and Jim head the party planning committee
Creed gives dating advice
Andy and Stanley make a deal
Andy tries to kiss his client
Pam gets closure
Jim cuts Michael's phone wire
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Best part of Lecture Circuit Part 2?
Dwight and Jim work as a team
21.2%
Pam takes over the lecture
20.8%
Angela licks Princess Lady
20.2%
Angela coughs up a hair ball
12.5%
Michael can't make it through his lecture
10.4%
Kelly takes a nap
5.2%
Dwight grills Kelly on juvi
3.6%
Kevin has two ice cream treats
3.3%
Michael steals Holly's file
2.8%
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Michael's soul mate?
Carol
Jan
Holly
Blood Girl
Ryan
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Best part of Golden Ticket?
The KGB is at the door
Andy, Jim, and Pam give dating advice
Blue Cross finds 5 golden tickets
Michael doesn't know what a pallet is
Dwight invents the Horse-Boat
Michael blames Dwight
Kevin asks out Lynn
Dwight fell on his sword once
Shoe-La-La isn't ready yet
Toilet Buddy catches your change
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Best choice of DVD for a desert island?
Legends of the Fall
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Legally Blonde
The Crow
Fargo
Edward Scissorhands
Dazed and Confused
Breakfast Club
The Princess Bride
Ghost, but just that one scene
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Where would you rather work?
The Office, with Charles Miner as your boss
Michael Scott Paper Co., with Michael Scott as your boss
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Favorite Part of Casual Fridays?
Kevin brings his famous Chili
Michael makes a grand entrance
Schrute Bernard Lapin-Vance Stanley Paper Company
Michael is not to be truffled with
Creed and Jim bond
Dwight uses urine
Kelly looks like J Lo
Meredith adjusts her dress
Pam gets the job
Michael punks the new receptionist
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Favorite part of Cafe Disco?
Andy and Kelly dance-off
Micheal's disco dream comes true
Kevin makes out with Lynn
Dwight treats Phyllis
Jim and Pam don't elope
Erin fake wins an art contest
Stanley sleeps through it all
Angela moves her foot
Andy gets a gay-ear earring
Creed provides his rear view mirror
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Favorite part of Company Picnic?
Michael thinks it's 5:00
Dwight tells a horse doctor joke
Pam is good at volleyball
Michael and Holly perform
Dwight stalls corporate
Rolf insults Angela
Dwight takes up for Angela
Michael and Holly spill the Buffalo Beans
Pam is probably pregnant
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