I need a volunteer to transcribe this Thursday's episode, "The Banker." If you would like to help, please let me know!!

The second half of Secret Santa has been quoted. Thanks Dan!

The first half of Secret Santa has been quoted. Second half coming later. Thanks Dan!

Scott's Tots has been quoted. Thanks Joe!

My transcriber for tonight's episode is unable to fulfill her voluntary duties. Would anyone like to step in last minute and transcribe this one? Please let me know! I will update this... update... when someone volunteers. UPDATE: I have found someone. Thanks Joe!

Murder and Shareholder Meeting have been quoted! Thanks Valerie and Patti!

I found a transcriber for Murder. Thanks Valerie!

Apparently my transcriber for last Thursday's episode "Murder" stopped answering his e-mails and chats. Super. If anyone would like to volunteer to take his place and transcribe Murder, please let me know!

UPDATE: I've found someone to transcribe Shareholder Meeting. Thanks Patti! Murder is being transcribed. I am in need of a volunteer to transcribe this week's episode "Shareholder Meeting." (11/19) If you would like to volunteer, please shoot me an e-mail!

Double Date has been quoted! Thanks Sara!

Koi Pond has been quoted! Thanks Patti! The latest webisodes, Subtle Sexuality, have been quoted! Thanks again Patti!

The Lover has been quoted! Thanks Michelle and Kerry!

The second half of Mafia has been quoted! Thanks Dan!

The first half of Mafia has been quoted! Thanks Dan! Second half coming later.

Niagara has been quoted! Thanks to Sara and Patti!

Niagara is being quoted.

The Promotion has been quoted! Thanks Shawn!

UPDATE: I have found someone to transcribe The Promotion. Thanks Shawn! The transcriber I had lined up for last Thursday's episode, The Promotion, is unable to do it. If anyone would like to help transcribe the episode, please let me know!

UPDATE: The Meeting has been quoted! Thanks Kerry! My alterenate-transcriber has transcribed last week's episode. I'm in the process of proofing and formatting. It will be up shortly.

I have had to ask someone else to transcribe The Meeting. Hopefully it will be up today, possibly tomorrow.

UPDATE: The Meeting should be up tomorrow.

The Meeting is being quoted. Check back later!

UPDATE: Gossip has been quoted. Thanks Nate! Gossip is being quoted. In the meantime, share your thoughts on the episode in the Gossip Discussion Thread!

The deleted scenes for Customer Survey and Employee Transfer have been quoted! Thanks Nate!

Aaaaaand we're back! The new episodes are less than a week away, so I would love to get some volunteers lined up to help transcribe them. If you would like to help, even if you never have before, please contact me ASAP!

Company Picnic has been quoted. Thanks Katie!

Cafe Disco has been quoted. Thanks Patti!

UPDATE: I have found a transcriber for Thursday. Thanks Patti! Casual Friday has been quoted! Sorry for the delay. Thanks Sara! Also, if anyone would like to transcribe this Thursday's episode "Cafe Disco", please let me know. Only two more episodes left in the season!

I have found a volunteer for last night's episode. Thanks Sara!

The person I had lined up to transcribe this week's episode had a change of plans. Would anyone like to volunteer to transcribe Thursday's Casual Friday? If so, shoot me an e-mail.

UPDATE: Broke has been quoted. Thanks Sara! Heavy Competition has been quoted! Thanks Ashley! Working on "Broke" now!

UPDATE: Because the Office community is so great, I have transcribers lined up for last week, this week, and next week. You guys are the best. =) Last night's episode is being transcribed. My transcriber for last week's episode disappeared off the face of the earth. So now I am in need of two transcribers, one for last week's episode (4/16, Heavy Competition) and one for next week's episode (4/30, Casual Friday). Please let me know if you're interested!

Heavy Competition is being transcribed. Stay tuned! Update 4/20/09: Sorry for the delay, giving my transcriber time...

Dream Team has been quoted. Thanks Kathyrn!

Michael Scott Paper Company has been quoted. Thanks Dan!

I have transcribers lined up for tonight's double-header, but I'm leaving town tomorrow morning so the episodes will most likely not get uploaded until I return, Wednesday. I'll get them up as soon as I can!

Two Weeks has been quoted! (Thanks Chad!)

New Boss is up! (Thanks Ashley!)

The episode has been been transcribed (Thanks Ashley!), but I still need to format and upload it. It will be up when I get some free time!

I'm still looking for a volunteer for last night's episode. Please let me know if you're up to it!

Golden Ticket has been quoted! Thanks Jules! Also I am in need of a transcriber for this week's episode, New Boss. If you're able, please let me know!

Update: We have a volunteer. Thanks Jules! I still need someone to transcribe Golden Ticket. If you're willing, let me know!

I had someone lined up to transcribe tonight's episode, but that fell through. If anyone would like to transcribe tonight's episode, please let me know!

Blood Drive has been quoted. Thanks Evan!

Lecture Circuit Part 2 has been quoted! Thanks Lauren!

Lecture Circuit Part 1 has been quoted! Thanks Jake! "Shirty, mole, lazy eye, Mexico, baldy, sugar boobs, black woman."

Lecture Circuit Part 1 is being quoted. Say what?

I need a volunteer to transcribe tomorrow night's episode. It's only a half hour show, so it shouldn't be too bad. Please let me know!

The first half (the rest) of Stress Relief has been quoted! Thanks Sara!

The second half of Stress Relief has been quoted! Thanks Becky! The first half is coming soon... See what all the talk is about.

Someone has volunteered to transcribe one half of Sunday's episode. I'm still in need of someone to transcribe the other half. Please contact me if you're willing! Also one of our forum admins, Joe, has created a t-shirt for NBC.com's Office t-shirt design contest. His shirt is obviously the best, so let's see if we can tip the scales in his favor. Voting ends in two days. VOTE!

The next episode, Stress Relief, is an hour long episode this Sunday after the Super Bowl. If anyone would like to volunteer to help transcribe all or half of this episode, please let me know. Transcribing an hour long episode can make you want to blow your brains out, so unless you think you're up to it, I would recommend volunteering for half. =)

Prince Family Paper is done! Thanks Bishop!

Prince Family Paper is being transcribed. Thanks to all who offered to help. Did you enjoy it as much as our forum goers?

I don't have a transcriber for tonight's episode yet. If you would like to volunteer, please let me know!

The OfficeQuotes.net January Trivia Blitz has begun!

The Duel has been quoted! (Thanks Katie!) If anyone would like to volunteer to transcribe this week's episode (Prince Family Paper), please let me know!

Welcome back! The Duel is being quoted! Some of it is already done. (Thanks Katie!) How did you like it?

Moroccan Christmas has been transcribed. Thanks Sara! What did you think? The December Trivia Blitz has started! Go go gadget trivia!

Moroccan Christmas is being transcribed. Talk about it in the Episode Discussion Thread!

The Surplus has been quoted. Thanks Katie! Talk about it!

Frame Toby has been quoted. Thanks Bridget! Sorry for the delay, everyone!

Frame Toby is being quoted. Share your thoughts about it in the Episode Discussion Thread!

OfficeQuotes.net: Over 150 countries served!

The second half of Business Trip has been quoted! Thanks Sara!

The first half of Business Trip has been quoted! Thanks Sara! The second half is coming soon. Discussion is found in the Discussion Thread.

The OfficeQuotes.net November Trivia Blitz has begun!

The second half of Customer Survey has been quoted! Thanks Eric! Continue to talk about it in the Discussion Thread!

The first half of Customer Survey has been quoted! Second half coming soon... Thanks Eric! Talk about it in the Discussion Thread!

A quick reminder, the OfficeQuotes.net November Trivia Blitz will be held November 10th. Check the Games Forum for the official thread!

All of Employee Transfer has been quoted. Thanks Dan! Discuss it in the Episode Thread!

Happy Halloween! The first half of Employee Transfer has been quoted! Thanks Dan! Discussion awaits in the Episode Thread! Also, the first two Deleted Scenes for Crime Aid have been quoted. Thanks Kev!

The second half of Crime Aid has been quoted. Thanks Mark!

The first half of Crime Aid has been quoted. Thanks Mark! The second half is coming soon...
Discuss this weeks episode in the Episode Discussion Thread! The first Deleted Scene is up! Thanks Kev! Also, the last two Deleted Scenes for Baby Shower have been quoted. Thanks Kev!

The rest of the deleted scenes for Business Ethics have been quoted. Thanks Kev!

Baby Shower and the first deleted scene have been quoted! (Thanks Pete!)

Baby Shower is in the process of being quoted. I'll have it up as soon as it's done!

I've taken the time to line up transcribers for the next few episodes. If you would like to be added to this list for future episodes, please let me know! Oct 16) Baby Shower - Pete
Oct 23) Crime Aid - Mark
Oct 30) Employee Transfer - Dan
Nov 06) Customer Survey - Eric

Business Ethics has been quoted! Discuss the episode in the Episode Discussion thread!

I've started transcribing this one myself, so it'll be up when it's done! If you would like to volunteer for future episodes, please let me know.

I still haven't had a volunteer to transcribe or help transcribe this week's episode. Please let me know if you're willing to!

If anyone would like to trascribe or help transcribe tomorrow's episode, please let me know! It's only a half hour show (22 minutes to be exact) this week. Click here for some helpful tips on transcribing. You can volunteer by e-mailing me via the Contact Me form, or by replying in this thread.

All three Deleted Scenes for Weight Loss have been quoted. Thanks Kev!

I'm reviving the "Who Would You Do?" polls as entertainment for the off-week. I've done these two polls in the past, but they were lost when we changed hosts. The two polls are inspired by the "Who would you do?" game played in The Fire.

The forum is back up and working. The OfficeQuotes.net Autumn Trivia Blitz has begun!

Weight Loss has been fully quoted! (thanks Eric and Nick!) Talk about it in the Episode Thread!

It's Thursday! Are you excited? Very excited? Extremely excited? ... Just very? That's cool. As soon as the premiere is quoted, it will be posted here! As always, you can discuss the new show in the Episode Thread as soon as it airs. Also, the September trivia blitz is starting soon!

If anyone would like to transcribe or help transcribe this week's episode, please let me know. Send me an e-mail through the Contact Me form, or let me know in this thread!

Since The Hunted has become a smash hit world wide, there are cover bands cropping up left and right. Here's my own take. =) Click to continue...

The forth Webisode, Taste the Ice Cream, has finally been quoted. Sorry for the delay! Watch and read it here!

The third Webisode, Exposed Wiring, has been quoted. Watch and read it here!

The second Webisode, Malone's Cones, has been quoted. Watch and read it here!

This summer's Webisodes are here! The first episode, Money Trouble, has already been quoted. Thanks for the help, Bridget!

The July Webisodes Trivia Blitz has begun! Do you know your Webisodes? Prove it, HERE!

The June Trivia Blitz will start June 9th. Be watching the Office Games forum for when the thread goes up!

All six deleted scenes for Goodbye Toby have been quoted. (Thanks TooLateKev!)

The second half of Goodbye Toby has been quoted. (Thanks Katie!)

The first half of Goodbye Toby has been quoted. The second half is coming soon! (Thanks Katie!)

All four deleted scenes for Job Fair have been quoted. Thanks TooLateKev!

The May Trivia Blitz has just started. If you think you know your Office trivia, give it a shot!

Job Fair has been quoted! Thanks Dan!

Job Fair is in the process of being transcribed, and I've got someone lined up to transcribe the finale as well. Thanks Dan and Katie!

The third deleted scene for Did I Stutter? has been posted. Thanks TooLateKev!

Only two episodes left in the season! "Job Fair" is this Thursday. It's another 30 minute episode. We still need a generous person to volunteer to transcribe this one. If you think you would like to give it a shot, contact me or post in this thread. Who ever responds first gets priority. Seal the deal. Let's do it. Let's do this thing. Three, two, one--- Five, four, three, two.. Now. Now. Now. Say it. Do it. Now. Do it now. Do it. Shake my hand. You will transcribe this episode. Shake my hand. =)

Happy Cinco de Mayo! Time to celebrate our Mexicanity! The second deleted scene for Did I Stutter? has been quoted. Thanks TooLateKev!

Did I Stutter? has been quoted. Thanks Katie! The first deleted scene is up as well. Thanks TooLateKev!

Last week's episode, Night Out is finally done. Thanks for your patience!

Someone has sent me the rest of Night Out (thanks Jules!), and someone else has volunteered to transcribe tomorrow's "Did I Stutter?" (thanks Dundie All-Star!)
You guys are the best!

Sorry folks, but I haven't had any time to transcribe (new house + wedding). Brian was gracious enough to transcribe a good bit of it, more than half I believe, so I've posted what's done of Night Out. If anyone would like to finish this episode off, please let me know. Also, the 2nd and 3rd deleted scenes have been posted. Thanks TooLateKev! "Did I Stutter?" is tomorrow. I won't be able to transcribe it, so I will need someone to volunteer. Please let me know if you're willing and able! If you've never done one before, I'll give you tips and walk you through it. =)

I won't be able to transcribe this episode until at least Saturday, but I'll get it up as soon as I can. The first deleted scene has been done, however. If you are willing and able to help transcribe, please let me know using the Contact Me form.

At the top of every episode from Season Four, I've added a link to watch the full streaming episode at Hulu.com. It's free, and it's 100% legal because NBC owns part of it. Enjoy!

The third deleted scene is up for Chair Model. Thanks TooLateKev!

The second deleted scene is up for Chair Model. Thanks TooLateKev!

Chair Model has been quoted! Thanks Jules! And the first deleted scene is up as well. Thanks TooLateKev!

If anyone would like to transcribe or help transcribe tonight's episode, please post so in this thread, or send me an e-mail using the contact form under the menu on the left. Thanks!

A fourth deleted scene for Dinner Party has been added. Thanks TooLateKev!

A third deleted scene for Dinner Party has been added. Thanks TooLateKev! Separately, on an unrelated note, today is my birthday. MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP!

Two new deleted scenes for Dinner Party have been added. Thanks Jules and TooLateKev!

The second half of Dinner Party is up! Thanks Azjeans and Pamcasso!

The first half of Dinner Party is up! The second half is coming soon...

Dinner Party is in the process of being transcribed. It will be up as soon as possible! Don't forget to vote in the new poll, and discuss the episode in the forum thread.

New episodes are only a week away! OfficeQuotes is back in business! Dinner Party will up posted as soon as it's done. It's gonna be zoppity! If you would like to volunteer to transcribe this episode, please reply to my post in the forum. First come, first serve. Early worm gets the worm!

Just a quick note. When the Office returns next week, the episode ("Dinner Party") will be two and a half hours long. This is to catch up to the original schedule set by NBC Studios. Don't forget, set your DVR! LINK

The two new scenes that aired during a replay of Dunder Mifflin Infinity have just been added. They're tagged with "New Scene." (Thanks Candance!)

Things are a bit slow at OfficeQuotes. Thank goodness the past episodes have unequaled replayablity!

The Christmas spirit has overtaken OfficeQuotes. Dwight is the new OQ Elf, which makes sense because he has elfish features. Thanks to Joe and SchruteFarms from the forums for the images up top.

I have officially switched hosts. OfficeQuotes.net should now have (near) constant uptime. Whew. I really apologize for every time you've tried to visit the site and it was down. That takes top priority to me. The forums have been given a fresh start. I encourage everyone register or re-register and get that place rockin' again! Thank you for your patience!

Dozens of typos and various mistakes have been corrected throughout all episodes. Also, the second deleted scene for The Deposition has been quoted.

The Deposition has been quoted, along with the first deleted scene!

The Deposition is in the process of being transcribed.

Both deleted scenes have for Survivor Man have been quoted.

Survivor Man has been quoted! (Thanks Jules!)

Survivor Man is in the process of being transcribed.

Both deleted scenes for Branch Wars have been quoted.

Branch Wars has been quoted!

Branch Wars is in the process of being transcribed.

All four deleted scenes for Local Ad have been quoted. (Thanks 'Too Late Kev'!)

Craig (Darryl) says hello! We were having a discussion in the forums about whether Darryl said "Call Indian Kelly" or "Call Andy and Kelly" in his Dunder Mifflin jingle, and so I went straight to the source to settle the discrepancy. Craig responded very promptly, and here's what he had to say:
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Local Ad has been quoted!

Four new Creed Thoughts have been quoted!

Local Ad is in the process of being transcribed.

All three deleted scenes have been quoted for Money.

Money has been quoted!

Money is in the process of being transcribed. Why not see what everyone says about it in our Episode Discussion Thread?

All five deleted scenes for Launch Party have been quoted!

Launch Party has been quoted!

What did you think of Launch Party?

The third and fourth deleted scenes for Dunder Mifflin Infinity have been quoted.

The first couple of deleted scenes for Dunder Mifflin Infinity have been quoted.

Dunder Mifflin Infinity has been quoted!

Dunder Mifflin Infinity is in the process of being quoted.

The fifth deleted scene for Fun Run has been quoted.

The fourth deleted scene for Fun Run has been quoted.

The first three deleted scenes for Fun Run have been quoted!

From Fun Run: Forum member SchruteFarms gives us a glance into what these animals might look like...

Fun Run has been proofed. If you find any mistakes, feel free to send them to me!

OfficeQuotes.net is back in business! Fun Run has been quoted!

As if you didn't know, new episode tonight! The quoting process will begin shortly after the episode airs, and I should have it up sometime this weekend. (Thanks SchruteFarms!) Secondly, four new Creed Thoughts have been quoted! Thirdly, a big congrats to Amanda R from Ohio for being the grand prize winner of the Scavenger Hunt! Read more about that here. Lastly, the deleted scenes for Season 3 are in the process of being quoted.

Be sure and check out September's OfficeQuotes Trivia Blitz!

I just wanted to take a minute to remind everyone that the Office is now playing on Tuesdays at 10/9c on TBS. Also, TBS.com now has Office "bitcoms" - bite-size portions of sitcoms, summarizing episodes in 3-6 minutes. Shorter than watching the show, longer than watching the commercial. Could be a good way to get new fans to the show. Also, I spent way too much time playing their Office Golf game yesterday. Jim would be proud!

Four new Creed Thoughts have just been quoted!

Week 8 of the Scavenger Hunt is here. Head over to Live Journal for the task list!

We have a winner for week seven! Congratulations, Michelle C. of Pennsylvania!

Week 7 of the Savenger Hunt is upon us! This week, 8 of your favorite Office fan sites have some questions for you. Here's the new task list: 1. In a recent interview with one of these sites, what did David Denman say were websites that "Roy" would probably visit? 2. This site hosts a weekly Office trivia game... name the current leading scorer along with the website. 3. What type of salad in jello was featured on this site last week? 4. One of these sites featured a picture of Michael's computer friend. What is the site and what is Michael's computer friend named? 5. This site posted promo photos this week of John Krasinski in a movie that's going straight to DVD. What's the name of the movie and what site posted the photos? 6. One of these sites linked last week to an account of an impromptu experience that an "Office" fan had. What was the site, and what was the fan's experience? 7. One of these sites has the dialog of Pam describing how her last year's Performance Review with Michael went. What site has this, and what is that exact dialog? 8. This site posted a blog featuring a fanvid creator who has created favorites like Better Man, Dirty Little Secret and Middle of Nowhere. What is this fanvidder's username? RULES
(All entries must follow all the rules or they will be considered void)
- Only one entry per person/per week
- Residents of the Continental U.S. do not pay shipping for prizes. Hawaii , Alaska and International entries will have to pay for the shipping if they win.
- Hunters may only win once, but may participate in as many weeks as desired for fun.
- All entries MUST include full name, city/state, e-mail and phone number.
- This contest, and sites included, are in no way associated with creators of "The Office", NBC or any of its websites/affiliates.
Submit your answers to [email protected] by 11:59pm Pacific time on August 26th. Websites:
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flonkerton.wordpress.com
http://www.jellostapler.com/
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mtt.just-once.net
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Week 6 of the Scavenger Hunt has begun. Head on over to Just-Once.net and check it out!

Office Tally has just started a new contest all about Talking Heads in The Office. Always willing to help, we at OfficeQuotes.net compiled a list of every talking head ever said in a regular episode (no deleted scenes, webisodes, etc). You can view the list HERE. Check out the Office Tally contest HERE. And good luck to everyone, may your hats fly as high as your dreams!

The Scavenger Hunt's Week 5 Task List is up at The Office Alliance!

Creed Thoughts number 12 has been quoted!

Another entry of Creed Thoughts has been quoted! He's got my vote!

Two new entries of Creed Thoughts have been quoted!

Also, be sure not to miss OfficeQuotes.net's July Trivia Blitz!

Week three of the Scavenger Hunt is upon us. Put down Harry Potter and click HERE!

Quick update, I will not be hosting the Scavenger Hunt next week. Something came up for someone who was scheduled to host a later week, and they needed someone to switch with so I offered my spot. So, I will be hosting the week of August 20th. See you then!

Week two of the Scavenger Hunt is here. Check out the new task list here!

Forum member Jodi started a topic on the forum entitled "3 Word Story - Office-ified" a while back, where a story is made up by people only posting three words at a time. One THOUSAND posts and three thousand words later, we have our biggest thread on the board, and an interesting story! Check it out! (I'd like to thank Andy and Erica for their dedication to this thread!)

The Scavenger Hunt has begun! Check out Week One's tasks here!

Two new entries of Creed Thoughts have been added!

Taken from TheTwoCents.com: Owners of some of your favorite "Office" fansites are bringing you a contest to help fight the summer repeat blues! Are you the Ultimate Office fan? Do you consider yourself the Dunderhead of all Dunderheads? Do you have what it takes to join the Dwight Army of Champions, go head to head with Michael's jokes, out-weird Creed, out-drink Meredith...you get the picture! We are looking for you! You probably visit a fan-site to two from time to time, why not take a chance to win some nifty gifties while doing it? The owners of TheTwoCents.com, TheOfficeChat.com, OfficeQuotes.net, LifeInTheOffice.com, JelloStapler.com, Flonkerton.wordpress.com, Mtt.Just-Once.net, TheOfficeAlliance.com and The Office Live Journal Community are combining to bring you this summer-long adventure through cyberspace! Every week a different site from above will host the Scavenger Hunt and you, the Dunderheads, will attempt to collect all the information asked for each week! You don't have to go search crazy, all the items asked for each week will be Office specific content listed on one of these above nine sites. Then you gather up the requested info, email it to the host, and BAM your entry is submitted! Every week, starting the week of July 9th, one entry will be selected to advance to the "Hunt of Champions". Entries with the most correct requested information will be entered into a random drawing and one champ per week will be announced. The week leading up to the Season Premiere of "The Office's" 4th Season will be the "Hunt of Champions" to crown the biggest Dunderhead out there! The winners of each week will compete and the grand prize winner will receive an Official Dwight Bobble-head from the NBC Store as well as some other swag the site owners can round up! RULES
(All entries must follow all the rules or they will be considered void)
- Only one entry per person/per week
- Residents of the Continental U.S. do not pay shipping for prizes. Hawaii , Alaska and International entries will have to pay for the shipping if they win.
- Hunters may only win once, but may participate in as many weeks as desired for fun.
- All entries MUST include full name, city/state, e-mail and phone number.
- This contest, and sites included, are in no way associated with creators of "The Office", NBC or any of its websites/affiliates.
HOST SCHEDULE
(check these sites every Monday for the official Scavenger Hunt Task List)
July 9th www.thetwocents.com
July 16th www.lifeintheoffice.com
July 23rd www.officequotes.net
July 30th www.jellostapler.com
Aug 6th www.theofficealliance.com
Aug 13th mtt.just-once.net
Aug 20th flonkerton.wordpress.com
Aug 27th community.livejournal.com/theoffice_us
Sept 3rd www.theofficechat.com
Sept 10th HUNT OF CHAMPIONS
PRIZE LIST FOR GRAND CHAMPION:
- Dwight Bobblehead from NBC Store
- TheTwoCents Coffee Mug
- Call of Duty video game
... MORE TO COME!!
For questions or more information, email us at [email protected] or check out any of these sites and contact the site administrators. Sincerely,
Your Office Site Admins

I don't usually post things like this, but this is too good to pass up. Our very own forum member, RandomEmployee, made some Office themed movie posters. Click HERE to see them all!

Five new deleted scenes have been added to Diwali. Additionally, Seven new deleted scenes have been added to Initiation. (Thanks Raymond!) Want to add an OfficeQuotes.net Search box to your Google Homepage? Try it out!

Added all entries of Dwight Schrute's Schrute Space!

Two more entries of Creed Thoughts have been quoted! Added a countdown on the right to the Season 3 DVD release.

Remember, for all the latest news regarding this website, be sure and check out the OfficeQuotes.net Website Discussion in the forum. Only the major stuff will make the front page, but we frequently play around with ideas and discuss changes on the forum.

The change has been made! OfficeQuotes.us is now OfficeQuotes.net. Unfortunately, the search function will not return any results until Google rescans the site. That shouldn't take too long. Please let me know if anything else is not working and I will be on it ASAP!

The June Trivia Blitz is under way! Check it out here!

IMPORTANT! For several important reasons, OfficeQuotes.US will soon become OfficeQuotes.NET. Be ready!

Woohoo! Since my update on the 5th, 9 days ago, our Alexa.com rating has jumped about 40,000 spots ahead and has broken into the 200,000's. Movin' on up!

Some deleted scenes found on NBC.com have been quoted. Find them at the bottom of Booze Cruise, The Convention, and The Coup.

Added Creed Thoughts. "Root beer floats. It does. I've tested it."

A big deleted scene from Gay Witch Hunt has just been quoted. (Thanks Raymond!)

Alexa.com is a site that ranks nearly every website by how much traffic they receive. Here is OfficeQuotes.us's page. To sum it up:

000,001. Yahoo.com
000,002. MSN.com
000,003. Google.com
000,004. YouTube.com
000,005. Live.com
000,006. MySpace.com
000,007. Baidu.com
000,008. Orkut.com
000,009. Wikipedia.org
000,010. QQ.com
000,011. Yahoo.co.jp
000,012. Microsoft.com
339,222. OfficeQuotes.us

I'll try and post an update if we rise further!

UPDATE: (6/7/07) Looks like we've jumped up nearly 20,000 spots to 319,881!

I've never mentioned this before, so now's a good time. TheTwoCents.com has what they call "The Office Conference Room" each week. The owner of the site gets the owners of several Office fansites to give their review and grade of the episode that just aired. I've been doing it for a while, but here is last week's "The Coup."

The fourth deleted scene for The Job has been quoted. Michael's found a suh-weeeet new place!

The forums are back up! I'm terribly sorry for the long wait, it was out of my hands.

The third deleted scene for The Job has been quoted. This has got to be one of my favorite Dwight lines ever: Dwight: How is the new boss? Tough. Do people respect him? They have to. Do they like him? Irrelevant. They do not. And I hate them back.
UPDATE: You may have noticed that I took the forums down temporarily. As I said on the temp page, I'm upgrading my bandwidth so it should be back up soon.

The second deleted scene for The Job has been quoted.

It's been less than a month since the forum has been open, and already we have nearly 3500 posts! If you've never visited the forums, or only lurked in the shadows, what are you waiting for?

• The Games forum has several fun Office games going, including 26 pages worth of a Twenty Questions game!
• The Off Topic forum is a fun place to discuss anything and everything. We know that Phyllis has her "list," which includes George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jim, and that British guy that got in trouble with a prostitute. Who's on your list?
• Warehouse worker Madge/Pudge (Karly) told me to tell you guys "howdy!" See for yourself here!
• A multi-page discussion of every episode since the forums opened can be found here!
• Discuss John Krasinski's new upcoming movie License to Wed in this thread!
• And lastly, check out this sexy picture of the cast, you know you want to!

The first deleted scene for The Job has been quoted. Gluetooth, futuristic vitamins, and home is where the hardest. Good stuff.

The Job has been quoted. My eyes are killing me! Thanks to Susan for her help. Here is a link to the Episode thread in the forums. You can vote on how you would rate the episode from 1-10, and discuss it with other Office fans!

The transcribing has begun! It should be up late tonight. "All right. Then... it's a date." (!!!)

The fourth deleted scene for Beach Games has been quoted.

The server's bandwidth limit was temporarily exceeded for a minute, but it looks like everything has been resolved. Sorry for the inconvenience! (Yes, I was freaking out.)

The third deleted scene for Beach Games has been quoted.

OfficeQuotes.us is now advertisement free! I decided that the small income from the ads wasn't worth the hit to the site's integrity. I may change my mind some time in the future, but for now, enjoy the ad-free quotes! (You may see an ad if you use the Google search feature, but that's built in. I would remove it if I could!)

The second deleted scene for Beach Games has been quoted.
UPDATE: Congratulations to Susan M. and Lan Jevinson, winners of the OfficeQuotes.us Trivia Blitz!

The first deleted scene for Beach Games has been quoted.

Beach Games is up! You can discuss it HERE!

Wow, what an episode! It will be up as soon as it's done [a lot of it is done already]. (Thanks Susan and Jules!) *BEACH GAMES SPOILER ALERT!*
Here's the quote you all want to read:
Here is a link to the Episode thread in the forums. You can vote on how you would rate the episode from 1-10, and discuss it with other Office fans!

Hey everyone. Just a heads up that tonight's episode will not be up tonight. I probably won't get to start it until tomorrow (Friday) night, so the earliest is late Friday night. I'm trying!

The deleted scene for Women's Appreciation has been posted.

OfficeQuotes.us Trivia Blitz! If you think you know your Office trivia, head over to the forums and visit the Trivia Blitz thread. If you know all the answers to the 10 trivia questions posted today, Wednesday, and Friday, send them in and you could be the winner! Piece of cake, right?! =)

Women's Appreciation is up! Thanks to Andy for all his help!

The deleted scenes for Product Recall have been added! UPDATE: I removed the advertisement at the top of each page because... well becuase I didn't like it. So there! UPDATE 2: Women's Appreciation is being transcribed. I've got help this time! (Thanks Andy!) I'll have it up as soon as it's done.

The deleted scenes for Safety Training have been added!

New Poll! Who is your least favorite character? I chose Ryan. I do like his interaction with Kelly, however.

Okay, after almost four hours of nonstop transcribing, my eyes hurt. But, lucky for you, I give you Product Recall! Enjoy!

I'm working on transcribing Product Recall. Could be up tonight, probably tomorrow. I'm workin' hard, it's gonna be zoppity!

The Forum is now open for business! Please stop by and say hello!

The forums will open very early tomorrow morning. Don't forget! I'm really hoping to build a strong community around the hard work that so many generous Office fans put into helping transcribe all these episodes. See you tomorrow morning!

The Forums are coming! The Forums are coming! THURSDAY MORNING (4/26) I will open the new OfficeQuotes.us forums. Please stop by and say hi! Thursday Morning!

I'm going to be playing around with a couple of advertisements on the site. My goal for now is to simply cover the bandwidth costs. I'll try to make them as unintrusive as possible. I'm sorry, we still zoppity, right? [fist bump explosion] On another note, the forums are still coming. I'm really excited to start building a community and hearing what you guys have to say about everything. Keep checking back for more details!

All episodes have been proofread. If you find any typos (and I'm sure there are still some), please let me know!

The Top Quotes page has been added. I've decided not to call it "Top 100," so that I can add quotes from future episodes without having to delete quotes already on the list.

All episodes for season one and two have been proofread. If you find any glaring typos, let me know! UPDATE: I've decided to change the poll every Monday.

Coming soon: OfficeQuotes.us Forums

This is how I'll be doing all further updates. I'm still in the process of proofreading the episodes. Thankfully I've got some help (thanks Muggins and Andy!). The weekly poll seems to be a success. Although it would appear someone voted many times for Pam towards the end, and sent her shooting up. But that's OK. I'm still debating on when to change the weekly poll. Fridays? Weekends? Mondays? Maybe I'll have a poll deciding when to do the polls. So, catch 22...