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EvilSnail
Should've Taken the iPod
Joined: 05 May 2009
Posts: 259
Location: Kansas
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Michael - Woman's Appreciation
No, it's not "ugh." It is... office camaraderie.
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dundrmifflnthisispam
A Simple Office Flan
Joined: 28 Dec 2009
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Jim - secret Santa
Every time Michael's in a meeting, he makes me come in and give him a Post-It note telling him who's on the phone. |
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JamFanForever
Vouched for in Front of Todd Packer
Joined: 12 May 2008
Posts: 27
Location: Utah
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:03 pm |
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Pam.
Just pretend like we're talking. |
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EvilSnail
Should've Taken the iPod
Joined: 05 May 2009
Posts: 259
Location: Kansas
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Creed - Frame Toby
Something's up. That paper was never supposed to arrive.
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IloveJAM
Frequents Banana Slings
Joined: 20 Jul 2008
Posts: 306
Location: Highland, Illinois
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:29 pm |
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Creed - Double Date
"Got the food? Good! Looky-looky-looky"
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Four years ago I was just a guy who was in love with a girl who had a boyfriend…
A lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl I worked with, but I think even then I knew I was waiting for my wife. |
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Pam&JimForever
Doesn't Understand How Jeopardy Works
Joined: 23 Sep 2008
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:41 pm |
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Michael- The Merger
"Happy Birthday Jesus, sorry your party's so lame."
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Andy: The last thing I want to do, is step on your funk man.
Dwight: And I, Yours. |
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dundrmifflnthisispam
A Simple Office Flan
Joined: 28 Dec 2009
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micheal - christmas party
Totally disregard that last voicemail, because you obviously have your hands tied |
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the whole nine Nards
Vouched for in Front of Todd Packer
Joined: 19 Jun 2009
Posts: 34
Location: Ireland
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 7:11 am |
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Jim - Goodbye Toby
"I am right in assuming that Dwight is short for D-Money".
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Speaking of time machines, I just got back from the future and I went to your funeral and, guess what, nobody came. |
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dundrmifflnthisispam
A Simple Office Flan
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andy - crime aid
When Michael told us that Jan was pregnant, he led us to believe that he was the father. By telling us that he was the father. |
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EvilSnail
Should've Taken the iPod
Joined: 05 May 2009
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Location: Kansas
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:31 am |
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Jim - Baby Shower
Umm. How many different ways are there to sniffle?
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Jim2190
Elwyn Dragonslayer
Joined: 04 Mar 2009
Posts: 11
Location: New York
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:31 pm |
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Pam To Dwight
Season 2 The Secret
"They Have No Arms or Legs"
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Dwight: We will be called Gryffindor.
Jim: Really? Not Slytherin?
Dwight: Slytherin are the bad guys, Jim.
Jim: I know. Okay, we will be Voldemort.
Dwight: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named? I wouldn't do that.
Jim: Vol-de-mort, Vol-de-mort, Vol-de-mort! |
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sock full of nickels
Time Thief
Joined: 07 Apr 2008
Posts: 967
Location: Kansas
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Michael - "Stress Relief"
"Yeah. Right. I filled him full of butter and sugar for fifty years and forced him not to exercise. Now take a lesson from Stanley and jog on up here and sign this, ok? Make a line. Let's form a line right here. ... Sign it. Sign it!"
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“Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton.” |
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EvilSnail
Should've Taken the iPod
Joined: 05 May 2009
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Location: Kansas
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Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:58 pm |
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Dwight - "Stress Relief"
"I can put on lipstick the way Molly Ringwald does in The Breakfast Club."
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HollandMifflin
Drunk Biker
Joined: 25 Sep 2009
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Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:46 pm |
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Phyllis - Season 6 Episode 17 The Delivery, I think it's the right answer.
It a pretty new one, so it didn't take me long to to get it..........
 
New one, I guess this one is pretty easy:
I could loan you a pair of socks.
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Michael: I would say I kind of have an unfair advantage because I watch reality dating shows like a hawk, and I learn. I absorb information from the strategies of the winners and the losers. Actually, I probably learn more from the losers. |
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EvilSnail
Should've Taken the iPod
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Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:52 am |
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Toby to Oscar, Casual Friday
God, this is so sad. This is the smallest amount of power I've ever seen go to someone's head. Phyllis, can you believe this?
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HollandMifflin
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Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:07 pm |
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Phyllis: Keep me out of it.
Wow I am a The Office geek,
I knew the whole scene by heart ( out loud ) , I really have to get out more....
answer: Season 1.05 Basketball
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Michael: I would say I kind of have an unfair advantage because I watch reality dating shows like a hawk, and I learn. I absorb information from the strategies of the winners and the losers. Actually, I probably learn more from the losers. |
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EvilSnail
Should've Taken the iPod
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Location: Kansas
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HollandMifflin
Drunk Biker
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Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:01 pm |
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Yes, I forgot that oops. Got distracted by watching The Delivery on my other screen.
Glad to know I am not the only one who keeps watching episodes when he is bored or when there is nothing good on TV. Or the weather sucks....just give me a reason to watch me some TheOffice and I take it.
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Must be nice to get a rest from all your rest.
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Michael: I would say I kind of have an unfair advantage because I watch reality dating shows like a hawk, and I learn. I absorb information from the strategies of the winners and the losers. Actually, I probably learn more from the losers. |
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EvilSnail
Should've Taken the iPod
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Charles to Jim, Company Picnic
Really, ten? That's your guess? You're a professional accountant.
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the whole nine Nards
Vouched for in Front of Todd Packer
Joined: 19 Jun 2009
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Location: Ireland
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:58 am |
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I think it was Oscar in Safety Training... hopefully?!
"Well, you're lucky you have a grandmother. Some of us have to be our own grandmothers."
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Speaking of time machines, I just got back from the future and I went to your funeral and, guess what, nobody came. |
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