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Monday, 12/15/2008

Moroccan Christmas has been transcribed. Thanks Sara! What did you think?
 
The December Trivia Blitz has started! Go go gadget trivia!
 
Friday, 12/12/2008

Moroccan Christmas is being transcribed. Talk about it in the Episode Discussion Thread!
 
Monday, 12/05/2008

The Surplus has been quoted. Thanks Katie!
 
Talk about it!
 
Monday, 11/24/2008

Frame Toby has been quoted. Thanks Bridget! Sorry for the delay, everyone!
 
Friday, 11/21/2008

Frame Toby is being quoted. Share your thoughts about it in the Episode Discussion Thread!
 
Wednesday, 11/19/2008

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Monday, 11/17/2008

The second half of Business Trip has been quoted! Thanks Sara!
 
Friday, 11/14/2008

The first half of Business Trip has been quoted! Thanks Sara! The second half is coming soon.
 
Discussion is found in the Discussion Thread.
 
Monday, 11/10/2008

The OfficeQuotes.net November Trivia Blitz has begun!
 
 
Sunday, 11/09/2008

The second half of Customer Survey has been quoted! Thanks Eric!
 
Continue to talk about it in the Discussion Thread!
 
Friday, 11/07/2008

The first half of Customer Survey has been quoted! Second half coming soon... Thanks Eric!
 
Talk about it in the Discussion Thread!
 
Thursday, 11/06/2008

A quick reminder, the OfficeQuotes.net November Trivia Blitz will be held November 10th. Check the Games Forum for the official thread!
 
Friday, 10/31/2008

All of Employee Transfer has been quoted. Thanks Dan! Discuss it in the Episode Thread!
 
Friday, 10/31/2008

Happy Halloween! The first half of Employee Transfer has been quoted! Thanks Dan! Discussion awaits in the Episode Thread!
 
Also, the first two Deleted Scenes for Crime Aid have been quoted. Thanks Kev!
 
Monday, 10/27/2008

The second half of Crime Aid has been quoted. Thanks Mark!
 
Friday, 10/24/2008

The first half of Crime Aid has been quoted. Thanks Mark! The second half is coming soon...
 
Discuss this weeks episode in the Episode Discussion Thread!
 
The first Deleted Scene is up! Thanks Kev!
 
Also, the last two Deleted Scenes for Baby Shower have been quoted. Thanks Kev!
 
Monday, 10/20/2008

The rest of the deleted scenes for Business Ethics have been quoted. Thanks Kev!
 
Friday, 10/17/2008

Baby Shower and the first deleted scene have been quoted! (Thanks Pete!)
 
Friday, 10/17/2008

Baby Shower is in the process of being quoted. I'll have it up as soon as it's done!
 
Wednesday, 10/15/2008

I've taken the time to line up transcribers for the next few episodes. If you would like to be added to this list for future episodes, please let me know!
 
Oct 16) Baby Shower - Pete
Oct 23) Crime Aid - Mark
Oct 30) Employee Transfer - Dan
Nov 06) Customer Survey - Eric
 
Friday, 10/10/2008

Business Ethics has been quoted! Discuss the episode in the Episode Discussion thread!
 
Friday, 10/10/2008

I've started transcribing this one myself, so it'll be up when it's done! If you would like to volunteer for future episodes, please let me know.
 
Friday, 10/10/2008

I still haven't had a volunteer to transcribe or help transcribe this week's episode. Please let me know if you're willing to!
 
Wednesday, 10/08/2008

If anyone would like to trascribe or help transcribe tomorrow's episode, please let me know! It's only a half hour show (22 minutes to be exact) this week. Click here for some helpful tips on transcribing. You can volunteer by e-mailing me via the Contact Me form, or by replying in this thread.
 
Monday, 010/06/2008

All three Deleted Scenes for Weight Loss have been quoted. Thanks Kev!
 
Friday, 10/03/2008

I'm reviving the "Who Would You Do?" polls as entertainment for the off-week. I've done these two polls in the past, but they were lost when we changed hosts. The two polls are inspired by the "Who would you do?" game played in The Fire.
 

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Phyllis blackmails Angela
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