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Monday, 05/24/2010

The Chump and Whistleblower have been quoted! Thanks Nori and Kristen!
 
Friday, 05/21/2010

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Monday, 05/17/2010

It appears OfficeQuotes.net was the victim of a malware attack. Everything is OK now. The site is clean. I sincerely apologize for the inconvenience!
 
Tuesday, 10/11/2010

Only two more episodes left this season. If anyone would like to help transcribe one, please let me know!
 
Monday, 05/10/2010

Body Language and The Cover-Up have been quoted! Thanks Jose!
 
Thursday, 04/22/2010

Secretary's Day has been quoted! Thanks Cuinn and Jose!
 
I am still in need of a transcriber for the last two episodes, "Body Language" and "The Cover-Up." If you would like to help, please let me know!
 
UPDATE: I've found a volunteer for both episodes. Thanks Jose!
Thursday, 04/22/2010

I'm in need of a transcriber for tonight's episode, "Secretary's Day." If anyone would like to volunteer, please let me know!
 
Friday, 04/09/2010

Happy Hour has been quoted! Thanks Ashley!
 
Tuesday, 04/06/2010

The person who volunteered to transcribe "Happy Hour" couldn't do it. If anyone would like to step in and lend a hand, please shoot me an e-mail!
 
Friday, 03/19/2010

New Leads has been quoted. Thanks Sharyn!
 
Three of the six webisode series have been quoted. If anyone would like to transcribe The Outburst, Blackmail, or The Mentor, please let me know!
 
Sunday, 03/11/2010

St. Patrick's Day has been quoted. Thanks Dan!
 
Monday, 03/08/2010

The Delivery has been quoted. Thanks Justin!
 
Monday, 02/15/2010

Manager and Salesman has been quoted. Thanks Hannah!
 
Tuesday, 02/09/2010

Looking for transcribers for tomorrow's episode, as well as future episodes. If you would like to help, shoot me an e-mail!
 
Monday, 02/08/2010

Sabre has been quoted! Thanks Ashley!
 
Friday, 02/05/2010

I've found a transcriber for "Sabre." Thanks Ashley!
 
Wednesday, 02/03/2010

I'm in need of a transcriber for tomorrow's episode, "Sabre." If anyone would like to volunteer, please let me know!
 
Monday, 01/25/2010

All of the new scenes from The Banker have been quoted. Thanks Patti! The montage clips will be added at a later date.
 
Wednesday, 01/20/2010

I have found a transcriber for "The Banker." Thanks Patti!
 
Tuesday, 01/19/2010

I need a volunteer to transcribe this Thursday's episode, "The Banker." If you would like to help, please let me know!!
 
Monday, 12/14/2009

The second half of Secret Santa has been quoted. Thanks Dan!
 
Friday, 11/10/2009

The first half of Secret Santa has been quoted. Second half coming later. Thanks Dan!
 
Monday, 12/07/2009

Scott's Tots has been quoted. Thanks Joe!
 
Thursday, 12/03/2009

My transcriber for tonight's episode is unable to fulfill her voluntary duties. Would anyone like to step in last minute and transcribe this one? Please let me know! I will update this... update... when someone volunteers.
 
UPDATE: I have found someone. Thanks Joe!
 
Monday, 11/23/2009

Murder and Shareholder Meeting have been quoted! Thanks Valerie and Patti!
 
Friday, 11/20/2009

I found a transcriber for Murder. Thanks Valerie!
 
Thursday, 11/19/2009

Apparently my transcriber for last Thursday's episode "Murder" stopped answering his e-mails and chats. Super. If anyone would like to volunteer to take his place and transcribe Murder, please let me know!
 
Tuesday, 11/17/2009

UPDATE: I've found someone to transcribe Shareholder Meeting. Thanks Patti!
 
Murder is being transcribed. I am in need of a volunteer to transcribe this week's episode "Shareholder Meeting." (11/19) If you would like to volunteer, please shoot me an e-mail!
 
Monday, 11/09/2009

Double Date has been quoted! Thanks Sara!
 
Monday, 11/02/2009

Koi Pond has been quoted! Thanks Patti!
 
The latest webisodes, Subtle Sexuality, have been quoted! Thanks again Patti!
 
Monday, 10/26/2009

The Lover has been quoted! Thanks Michelle and Kerry!
 
Monday, 10/19/2009

The second half of Mafia has been quoted! Thanks Dan!
 
Sunday, 10/15/2009

The first half of Mafia has been quoted! Thanks Dan! Second half coming later.
 
Tuesday, 10/13/2009

Niagara has been quoted! Thanks to Sara and Patti!
 
Friday, 10/09/2009

Niagara is being quoted.
 
Thursday, 10/08/2009

The Promotion has been quoted! Thanks Shawn!
 
Tuesday, 10/06/2009

UPDATE: I have found someone to transcribe The Promotion. Thanks Shawn!
 
The transcriber I had lined up for last Thursday's episode, The Promotion, is unable to do it. If anyone would like to help transcribe the episode, please let me know!
 
Friday, 10/02/2009

UPDATE: The Meeting has been quoted! Thanks Kerry!
 
My alterenate-transcriber has transcribed last week's episode. I'm in the process of proofing and formatting. It will be up shortly.
 
Thursday, 10/01/2009

I have had to ask someone else to transcribe The Meeting. Hopefully it will be up today, possibly tomorrow.
 
Monday, 09/28/2009

UPDATE: The Meeting should be up tomorrow.
 
Friday, 09/25/2009

The Meeting is being quoted. Check back later!
 
Friday, 09/18/2009

UPDATE: Gossip has been quoted. Thanks Nate!
 
Gossip is being quoted. In the meantime, share your thoughts on the episode in the Gossip Discussion Thread!
 
Tuesday, 09/15/2009

The deleted scenes for Customer Survey and Employee Transfer have been quoted! Thanks Nate!
 
Friday, 09/11/2009

Aaaaaand we're back! The new episodes are less than a week away, so I would love to get some volunteers lined up to help transcribe them. If you would like to help, even if you never have before, please contact me ASAP!
 
Friday, 05/15/2009

Company Picnic has been quoted. Thanks Katie!
 
Friday, 05/08/2009

Cafe Disco has been quoted. Thanks Patti!
 
Tuesday, 05/05/2009

UPDATE: I have found a transcriber for Thursday. Thanks Patti!
 
Casual Friday has been quoted! Sorry for the delay. Thanks Sara!
 
Also, if anyone would like to transcribe this Thursday's episode "Cafe Disco", please let me know. Only two more episodes left in the season!
 
Friday, 05/01/2009

I have found a volunteer for last night's episode. Thanks Sara!
 
Tuesday, 04/28/2009

The person I had lined up to transcribe this week's episode had a change of plans. Would anyone like to volunteer to transcribe Thursday's Casual Friday? If so, shoot me an e-mail.
 
Monday, 04/27/2009

UPDATE: Broke has been quoted. Thanks Sara!
 
Heavy Competition has been quoted! Thanks Ashley! Working on "Broke" now!
 
Friday, 04/24/2009

UPDATE: Because the Office community is so great, I have transcribers lined up for last week, this week, and next week. You guys are the best. =)
 
Last night's episode is being transcribed. My transcriber for last week's episode disappeared off the face of the earth. So now I am in need of two transcribers, one for last week's episode (4/16, Heavy Competition) and one for next week's episode (4/30, Casual Friday). Please let me know if you're interested!
 
Friday, 04/17/2009

Heavy Competition is being transcribed. Stay tuned!
 
Update 4/20/09: Sorry for the delay, giving my transcriber time...
 
Wednesday, 04/15/2009

Dream Team has been quoted. Thanks Kathyrn!
 
Friday, 04/10/2009

Michael Scott Paper Company has been quoted. Thanks Dan!
 
Thursday, 04/09/2009

I have transcribers lined up for tonight's double-header, but I'm leaving town tomorrow morning so the episodes will most likely not get uploaded until I return, Wednesday. I'll get them up as soon as I can!
 
Friday, 03/27/2009

Two Weeks has been quoted! (Thanks Chad!)
 
Saturday, 03/21/2009

New Boss is up! (Thanks Ashley!)
 
Saturday, 03/21/2009

The episode has been been transcribed (Thanks Ashley!), but I still need to format and upload it. It will be up when I get some free time!
 
Friday, 03/20/2009

I'm still looking for a volunteer for last night's episode. Please let me know if you're up to it!
 
Monday, 03/16/2009

Golden Ticket has been quoted! Thanks Jules!
 
Also I am in need of a transcriber for this week's episode, New Boss. If you're able, please let me know!
 
Friday, 03/13/2009

Update: We have a volunteer. Thanks Jules!
 
I still need someone to transcribe Golden Ticket. If you're willing, let me know!
 
Thursday, 03/12/2009

I had someone lined up to transcribe tonight's episode, but that fell through. If anyone would like to transcribe tonight's episode, please let me know!
 
Friday, 03/06/2009

Blood Drive has been quoted. Thanks Evan!
 

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